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fack.... still stuck out here at a clients office..... been waiting for my ride for almost 1.5 hours now.... worst of all... left my phone in her car..... i should'a driven here.....

school teachers should be equipped with mace. kids getting out of hand? squirt em. little bobby disrupting class because his mom cant stop bringing a new "uncle" home every day? squirt him. i mean it should be a child friendly mace variety. no i dont mean it shouldnt hurt as much, it should just be in a nicer bottle with bunnies on the outside....

Lt. Smash of 47th armored Cat herding brigade reporting for duty SIR!

looking to sell an <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23IPB" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#IPB</a> + <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23IP" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#IP</a>.Nexus license/account. IPB expires july 15th and IP.Nexus expires Aug 17th. DM or reply here.

Paulina Gervytė : anyone wanna log in to paule?
Me : ummm wait what?
Ash : yeah seriously what the hell?
Paulina : umm I mean login to my account!
Me : ummm seriously... you need to clarify shit like that better......
(above conversation is for archival purposes only)

you know you are a hardcore geek when instead of typing K for OK, you type out potassium.

Bell peppers.... the royal jerks of the veggie world.

battle for LA.... WOW... what absolute shit story, absolutely crap graphics, just plain bad acting, and the last scene ripped straight from half life.

everything I like is either illegal, immoral, too expensive, out of reach, fattening, poisonous, addictive or impossible to attain :(

ordinary? fuck ordinary. The fabric of my thoughts is stronger than your whole reality, so dont bother telling me your beliefs its all banality. they are irrelevant. you are irrelevant. lucky for you im benevolent. I'm told I'm psychotic and unsusual, fuck that shit, you are just delusional. your words are quixtotic, my thoughts are an exotic narcotic, my actions despotic, my whole world is chaotic.

anyone got an invite to canv.as?

so a union guy, a tea party activist (henceforth referred to as a tea-bot) and the CEO of a large company are sitting at a table with a dozen cookies in the middle of it. The CEO takes 11 of the cookies, turns to the tea-bot and says, watch out for that union guy. He wants a piece of your cookie!

A drunk driver speeds through the stop sign without seeing it.
A stoned driver stops and patiently waits for it to turn green.

if people could only manage their stupidity... I wouldn't have to manage my anger....

Paperclip + shotgun = M60

4 days later still no response to support request at <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23crashplan" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#crashplan</a> very disappointing so far....

support request from Feb-27 04:36 pm to March 22nd unanswered at <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23crashplan" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#crashplan</a> .... wondering if I should kill my subscription now...

whose gonna get portal 2? wanna go in on a 2 pack?

Zaphkyel TheReborn : "[16:27] <Zaphkyel> =)) jumping around on a green dick ..that d be fun"