Windows 2000 Error-Codes
Recently the following undocumented Windows 2000 error-codes were found. Microsoft forgot to explain them in the manuals:

* WinErr: 001 - Windows loaded - System in danger
* WinErr: 002 - No Error - Yet, however wait about 5min
* WinErr: 003 - Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file
* WinErr: 004 - Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong
* WinErr: 005 - Multitasking attempted - System confused
* WinErr: 006 - Malicious error - Desqview found on drive
* WinErr: 007 - System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware
* WinErr: 008 - Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments
* WinErr: 009 - Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened
* WinErr: 00A - Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full
* WinErr: 00B - Inadequate disk space - Free at least 5gig
* WinErr: 00C - Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More!
* WinErr: 00E - Window open - Do not look inside
* WinErr: 00F - Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened
* WinErr: 010 - Reserved for future mistakes by our developers
* WinErr: 013 - Unexpected error - Huh ?
* WinErr: 014 - Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.
* WinErr: 018 - Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new one. Old Windows licence is not valid anymore.
* WinErr: 019 - User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
* WinErr: 01C - Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate.
* WinErr: 01D - System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.
* WinErr: 01E - Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.
* WinErr: 01F - Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.
* WinErr: 020 - Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be lost.
* WinErr: 042 - Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again.
* WinErr: 079 - Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue.
* WinErr: 103 - Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded.
* WinErr: 678 - This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
* WinErr: 683 - Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure.
* WinErr: 815 - Insufficient Memory - Only 50,312,583 bytes available

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rofl

I think I had a few of those errors when I had Windows 2000