Joke my friend told me

"Once upon a time there was a man sunbathing in the nude on the beach.
He was reading the newspaper while tanning.

Suddenly a little girl came up to him and he quickly covered his privates with the news paper. The little girl asked hey Mr. wats under the news paper? The man replied that it was just a bird. So the girl walked away

A few mintues passed and the man fell asleep on the beach.

When he woke up he found himself in a hospital being carried into the emergency room.

There was a detective next to him that asked him. Hey, what happened to you? He said that all he remembers that a little girl asked him about his privates and told her it was a bird.

So the detective went to the beach and looked for the little girl until he found her.

He asked her little girl what did you do to that poor man?

She said after he feel asleep i decided to play with his bird until it spat on me, so i broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set his nest on fire.

owowowowowowoowowowowowowowow.... your banned from making any such jokes ever again... lol bit it is funny. lol.

it is great isnt it .

That was wrong... I feel sorry for that dude xD

That was hilarious

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah wowow... i'm sitting here laughing my ass off while my family looks at me like i'm crazy... i feel bad for the man.... oh thats gotta hurt... bad lil girl... bad...

Wow nothing against you or anything, but my mom told me that joke years ago. It is funny how they all come back to you. I should tell you some of the jokes I heard from my friends. Here is a dumb blonde joke... yes I am blonde and I don't have anything against them. This was on the way back from the Washington DC/ New York field trip.

3 blondes jumped out of the empire state building. One of them survived so the officer ask her why they jumped out of the building. She replied that they wanted to try out their tampacks with winds.

umm thats tampax with wings and they jumped off the building not out of it

ok sorry I don't look in the trash or e-bay for used ones. No I am just joking so you don't have to point that awp at me. But it was just another joke I thought I would put out. Your smart and you should know that things change slighty in different areas.

I know I was just correcting your errors out of boredom

Ok then. I understand the spelling error but the out of, or off of depents on where or who tells it. As things go on they change. And if your that bore I am sure we can do something about that. Go steal a trophy from turbo. Then I will be the best on the game front.