No, keep the foot herpies out of this... thats personal. Here's one form my friend...

there was a gay man and a straight man at the bar,the gay man looked at the straight man and thought that he had the worst sense of fashion this side of florida, the straight man who was so drunk that he couldn't even stand up straight replied by saying that at least he wasn't a fag, the gay man took this as a great insult and asked the straight man to take it outside. the straight man whose was as i said extremely drunk went outside with the gay man, they walked into the back alley and the gay man started to beat the crap out of the straight man, the straight man started to yell what the hell are you doing, he stood up and looked at the gay man, then the gay man walked over to tell the straight man how much of a pansy he was, then the straight man grabbed the gay man and through him up against the wall, then ran over to him and started making out with him, the gay man was taken by surprise and he pushed the straight man away, then a slut named kim walked down the alley, she grabbed the gay man and asked him what he wanted, he told her, and as you can guess, they got it on right there in the alley, the straight man watched it all.
by now you people are all probably thinking wtf
so heres the punch line
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha i got you all, the gay man wasw the straight man all along, and vice versa hahahahaha

dont ask... my friend made it all up off the top of his head.... he typed the whole thing, and I really dont understand what goes through his mind. He just started typing and thats what came out i guess lol I thought it was funny cuz i was hyper and high on soda lol

OMG i don't believe I read that last "Not a Joke"

where are all the good ones.