eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwww my virgin ears... uhm i mean eyes... ahahahahahah n e way... not bad...

ROFL!! that aint bad. aaa i didnt know they made them in black. i know they got red and yellow but i didnt know black.

There lived a happy wife and husband. They had two children. One time when they were in the process, the wife thought she would look under the covers to see what his package looked like, because it had always been under the covers and she had never seen it before. Right before it is over she throws the covers off and sees a dildo. She is shocked and asked about it. The husband replied with, "First you explain the children."

I need to do that to see if my wife will cheat on me, when I get married.

HAHAHA! that was nice not great but nice. good enough to put a smile on my face

Oh man, that is messed up lol. Nice though.

ahahaha yea i concurr that was nice for a smiley smile smile...

Dude, that joke rocks!

alright, i have one for you.

There is a boy flea from florida, and a girl flea from wisconson. The girl flea had been down to florida visiting some relativs when she met the boy flea

They went on a date, and really hit it off. they continued dating for the rest of the time she was there, untill she had to go home to Wisconsin. The boy flea vowed that he would visit her in wisconsin on there last date.

One day, the boy flea shows up at the girl flea's door shivering. She askes him "why are you sivering?"

He replys, "i rode in a strange mans mustash who was riding a mothercycle all the way here."

She said back, "no, thats not how you do it. next time you come here, you have to go to an airport. when you get there, you have to find a flight to florida, find a good looking flight attendent, crawl up in between her legs, and take a nap in there. when you wake up, you should be in florida."

The boy flea thought that was a good Idea, and decided to do that next time

The next time the boy flea comes to visit her in wisconsin, he showes up at the door shivering. she askes, "didnt you do what i told you to do?"

He replys, "I did everyting you said. I went to an airport. when I got there, I found a flight to florida. then I found a good looking flight attendent, crawled up in between her legs, and took a nap in there. But when I woke up, i was in a strange man's mustash riding a motercycle!"

;D

lmao poor flea.... no matter what he does he still gets fucked over lol.

haha thats funny because I ride a motorcycle.