1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.


CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like.

Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

That is hella funny. It is probably true. I heard my mom talking about how people living in Rome eat a lot of greece with their foods and drink a lot of wine. And so you know British people sometimes call our Language "American" because we take words from other places. I think we have more health problems then them. I believe it is speaking "American" is what kills us. The last thing and I will shut up is Asians will run and strengh in the middle of the day on their breaks from work. It is said that they are more phyicaly healthy and fit.

getting mugged 2am by a big black man named LeRoy dont help either