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Description: Got this from another forum, some guy translated it into english, but hilarious! * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#) * ...

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Greatest Hacker Ever - August 19th, 2006

Got this from another forum, some guy translated it into english, but hilarious!

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> Why did u kick me??
<bitchchecker> WTF
<bitchchecker> Say somthin
<Elch> We didn't kick u man.
<Elch> It is YOU, not us : * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
<bitchchecker> Bullshit
<bitchchecker> My internet ain't sucks
<bitchchecker> Don't give me craps
<bitchchecker> Did u kick me?
<bitchchecker> Huh?
<HopperHunter|afk> lol
<HopperHunter|afk> stupid m****herf***er
<bitchchecker> Shut the f**k up HopperHunter
<bitchchecker> I've got tons of hacker tools
<bitchchecker> and I'm gonna kick ur ass
<Elch> Ooooo.... u think ur cool huh?
<bitchchecker> Shut the f**k up. Or u will be next
<Elch> Oooooooooo Wowww... hack me hack me hack me...
<bitchchecker> just tell me ur IP address and ur com will gone in 10 sec
<Elch> Hmm...maybe 129.0.0.1
<Elch> Ah.. I think it is 127.0.0.1
<Elch> yes yes. my ip is : 127.0.0.1 come on. Do your worst
<bitchchecker> prepare to say goodbye in 5 mins
<Elch> Oooo... I'm soooo scare...
<bitchchecker> shut up
<bitchchecker> I have a program. I just put in ur IP and ur gone.
<bitchchecker> kiss ur ass goodbye
<Elch> to who?
<bitchchecker> lol
<bitchchecker> bye
<Elch> Wow, ur the best hackroz I've ever seen
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)


Comment : 127.0.0.1 is loop back ip [seems like bitchchecker has a lot of Hacker Tools but he doesn't know how to use it]
ฺbitchecker just nuked his own computer
2 minutes later, he's back

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> lol My com just freeze. I think your com is now a mess?
<Metanot> lol
<Elch> Nah, not yet. Try again my IP : 127.0.0.1
<bitchchecker> ur a n00b Elch
<bitchchecker> bye bye
<Metanot> WTF
<bitchchecker> bye Elch
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)


* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> Elch you m****rf***er
<Metanot> bitchchecker how old r u?
<Elch> WTF is wrong with u bitchchecker?
<bitchchecker> u have firewall
<bitchchecker> coward
<Elch> a what?
<bitchchecker> . . .
<Metanot> . . .
<Elch> how do u know I have a firewall?
<Metanot> .....
<bitchchecker> Elch u f**kin gay ur Fire Wall send the packet back to me
<bitchchecker> turn off the firewall
<Elch> and then what?
<bitchchecker> then im gonna send in my viruses
<Metanot> haha bitchchecker u n00b. ur hackin yourself.
<Elch> lol
<Metanot> bitchchecker hacking expolit Firewall is the basic of hackin. Do it urself. don ask him.
<bitchchecker> Im inside his com already. But his gay firewall send back all the packet.
<Metanot> . . .
<bitchchecker> gaylord
<Metanot> FireWall is the basic. If u can't do it. Go home
<bitchchecker> turn the firewall off and we'll see
<Elch> no thanks
<Metanot> . . .
<bitchchecker> gay
<bitchchecker> i don wanna hack if he stays behind the firewall
<bitchchecker> elch turn the firewall off if u dare
<Metanot> bitchchecker I think u should hack the Firewall yourself. It's the basic.
<bitchchecker> shutup
<Metanot> . . .
<bitchchecker> only gay use firewall
<bitchchecker> turn it off
<Elch> ah, okay. I turn off my firewall. what now?
<Metanot> bitchhacker u can't do it man
<Black<TdV>> lol
<bitchchecker> . . .
<Elch> bitchchecker im waiting for ur viruses
<Metanot> he ain't hacker
<bitchchecker> hold on
<bitchchecker> tell me ur IP and we'll see
<Metanot> he ain't hacker
<Elch> 127.0.0.1
<Elch> come on
<bitchchecker> LOL you stupid noob!! ur dead
<bitchchecker> deleting ur files
<Elch> huh?
<Elch> letme see
<bitchchecker> kiss ur ass goodbye man
<Elch> Ooooo
<bitchchecker> ur Drive G is gone
<Elch> WTF
<bitchchecker> ur Drive F too
<bitchchecker> tupac rules
<bitchchecker> your G, F, E are all gone

Drive G,F,E? I don't have G,F!! and my E are still there

<bitchchecker>Drive D: is 45% gone
<He> WTF
<Elch> lol
<Black<TdV>> ^^
<bitchchecker> Drive D: is gone
<He> huh? bitchchecker

OMG!! he just delete my CD-rom drive!!! How did he do it? He can delete hardware!!

bitchchecker> haha stupid noob remember, DONT GIVE AWAY UR IP
<bitchchecker> deleting 70% Drive C

Should I tell him that he is destroying his own computer??

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
 
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Re: Greatest Hacker Ever - August 20th, 2006

O.O . . . Okaaay then... That was interesting.... How stupid can one person be.
 
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Re: Greatest Hacker Ever - August 21st, 2006

Nice, just Nice
 
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Re: Greatest Hacker Ever - January 30th, 2007

Found that kinda stupid..

Bitchnoob or whatever is nothing of a hacker, if he was he could work around the firewall

 
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Re: Greatest Hacker Ever - January 30th, 2007

Well, I don't even believe he attempted to hack his PC. A real hacker could even find them with several tools for it, And Firewall is easy to bypass.

I find this hacker.... Not a hacker.. A real hacker wouldn't act like that. ;D

~Eoni

 
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Re: Greatest Hacker Ever - January 30th, 2007

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Well, I don't even believe he attempted to hack his PC. A real hacker could even find them with several tools for it, And Firewall is easy to bypass.

I find this hacker.... Not a hacker.. A real hacker wouldn't act like that. ;D

~Eoni
Yes they are VERY easy to bypass (Work around) i'v done it and watched people do it

Also thats not a hacker he is a cracker

Define hacker eh?

What Is a Hacker?

The Jargon File contains a bunch of definitions of the term ‘hacker’, most having to do with technical adeptness and a delight in solving problems and overcoming limits. If you want to know how to become a hacker, though, only two are really relevant.

There is a community, a shared culture, of expert programmers and networking wizards that traces its history back through decades to the first time-sharing minicomputers and the earliest ARPAnet experiments. The members of this culture originated the term ‘hacker’. Hackers built the Internet. Hackers made the Unix operating system what it is today. Hackers run Usenet. Hackers make the World Wide Web work. If you are part of this culture, if you have contributed to it and other people in it know who you are and call you a hacker, you're a hacker.

The hacker mind-set is not confined to this software-hacker culture. There are people who apply the hacker attitude to other things, like electronics or music — actually, you can find it at the highest levels of any science or art. Software hackers recognize these kindred spirits elsewhere and may call them ‘hackers’ too — and some claim that the hacker nature is really independent of the particular medium the hacker works in. But in the rest of this document we will focus on the skills and attitudes of software hackers, and the traditions of the shared culture that originated the term ‘hacker’.

There is another group of people who loudly call themselves hackers, but aren't. These are people (mainly adolescent males) who get a kick out of breaking into computers and phreaking the phone system. Real hackers call these people ‘crackers’ and want nothing to do with them. Real hackers mostly think crackers are lazy, irresponsible, and not very bright, and object that being able to break security doesn't make you a hacker any more than being able to hotwire cars makes you an automotive engineer. Unfortunately, many journalists and writers have been fooled into using the word ‘hacker’ to describe crackers; this irritates real hackers no end.

The basic difference is this: hackers build things, crackers break them.

If you want to be a hacker, keep reading. If you want to be a cracker, go read the alt.2600 newsgroup and get ready to do five to ten in the slammer after finding out you aren't as smart as you think you are. And that's all I'm going to say about crackers.

Now try to say he is a hacker...

Just a poor bastard that has way to much time on his hands and wants to show power over a computer because it makes them feel good
 
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