As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange
>buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator.
>Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you doing?'
>The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this
>thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and
>leave me alone.'
>The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other
>side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his
>daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.
>To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said: 'dad I'm
>thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get
>to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'
>A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the
>groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from,
>of all places, the living room. She entered that area and observed her
>husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV.
>
>The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.
>The wife asked: 'What the f@!* are you doing?'
>The husband replied: 'I'm watching football with my son-in-law.'

looooooooooooooooooooool.. thats some really funny shit

lol, where the hell do you find this jokes?

BAAAADDDDDD .....but funny

bad? that was badass >.<

LOL!