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How both sexes shower - April 18th, 2008

How To Shower Like a Woman:

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.


Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.


Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.


Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.


Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with real passion fruit.


Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.


Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.


Rinse conditioner off hair.

Shave armpits and legs.

Turn off shower.

S queegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

Spray mold spots with Tilex.


Get out of shower and stand on bath mat.


Dry with towel the size of a small country.


Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.


If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.



How To Shower Like a Man:


Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

Walk naked to the bathroom.

If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo' sound.


Look at your manly physique in the mirror.


Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.


Get in the shower Wash your face. Wash your armpits


Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.


Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.


Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.


Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.


Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee.


Rinse off and get out of shower. Avoid ba th mat.


Dry off forearms and butt only.


Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.


Admire wiener size in mirror again. Shake it to watch water fly off.


Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.


Return to bedroom with towel around waist.


If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo' sound again


Throw wet towel on bed.

 
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this is some funny s--t
 
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Lmfao xD
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
That's just disgusting xD

Nice posts, keep em coming :P

 
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hey i wonder if it cant be just simple jus get nude and walk in
 
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We're not that bad! X_X
it's pretty bad from what i heard.

a guy can take an average of 10-20 minutes in the shower depending on the guy.

Girls can take literally 30 mins to an hr maybe more if they felt like it.

 
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hey shek the chick parts sound like u.. ur lil sis went on vent and said shek covered himself and such naked im like WTF BAM@!!! throup

 
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