A old drunk sailor just got into port, after being on the ocean for several months.
He decided that he'd go to a brothel to get some female company for the night. Once there, he talked to the mistress and said he wanted the most cheap whore she had...
The mistress rounded up a few girls and started telling the sailor their prices:
"This one you can get for 100 bucks." this was a nice looking 20 year old piece of ass!
"too much!" replied the sailor.
"Ah, this one you can get for 60 bucks!" this one was about 30-40 years of age, not bad looking at all.
"too much" he said
"ok, this one you can get for 40 bucks!" this one was around 60, starting to sag a bit but still had something left in her.
"meh, too much"
"well then, this one you can get for 20 bucks!!" said the mistress, and the woman she was trying to sell off was an old, bad looking, foul smelling toothless saggy bitch.
"still too much. got anything cheaper? I've been out on the ocean for a very long time and I'd just like to get laid..." said the sailor. The mistress was out of options, she really wanted to help the old fellow considering she felt for him. She sent out the girls and the sailor and sat there pondering for a little while.. She finally decided what to do and called the sailor back in to the room... "Right, I've got one for ya. She's down in the basement. You can't turn on the lights cause she's shy and they're out. She's also mute so she can't talk. 5 bucks?" "Sounds good, I'll take it!"

So, the sailor goes down the stairs and feels his way over to his price for the night. He gets undressed, jumps on her and start pumping. After a while she suddenly spits him in the face! He gets ticked off and warns her that if she does it again he's gonna be really mad. The girl says nothing so he starts again. After a while she spits him in the face again! He's pissed off and smacks her and warns her again: "if you do that shit again I'm going upstairs to the mistress and tell her what you're doing!" Still no reply, he starts off again...
*splat* Yet another spit in the face!
The drunken sailor gets furious and heads up the stairs to the mistress and shouts what the whore in the basement has done.. The mistress looks at him, asks him if she really spit in his face. The sailor thunders on about it and the mistress finally calms him down after a while. She takes up the phone, dial a number....
"Yes?" replies a man on the other end
"janitor? Hello, it's the mistress. I've got a job for you.. the corpse in the basement is full again..."

Sick, just plain sick... lol

omg :P where u got that one xD