[SFW] 911

Imskel · (#1 (**permalink**))

A blonde dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into.
She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher.
"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake
pedal, and even the accelerator!" she cries.

The 911 dispatcher says, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way.
He will be there in two minutes."

Before the police get to the crime scene, however, the 911
dispatcher's telephone rings a second time, and the same
blonde is on the line again.

"Never mind," giggles the blonde, "I got in the back seat
by mistake."

Thorn · (#2 (**permalink**))

hahahah :P nice one

taimaishuyfj · (#3 (**permalink**))

LOL

Good one.

invisible · (#4 (**permalink**))

ROFL.. poor blondes always stereotyped XD

invisible · (#5 (**permalink**))

U think if a woman dyes her hair to be a blonde she loses some IQ? o.O

redemption · (#6 (**permalink**))

what do you call a blonde doing a handstand?

A brunette with bad breath.

ehawk52 · (#7 (**permalink**))

that is a Good one

Ukio · (#8 (**permalink**))

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imskel

A blonde dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into.
She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher.
"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake
pedal, and even the accelerator!" she cries.

The 911 dispatcher says, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way.
He will be there in two minutes."

Before the police get to the crime scene, however, the 911
dispatcher's telephone rings a second time, and the same
blonde is on the line again.

"Never mind," giggles the blonde, "I got in the back seat
by mistake."

lol i saw something like that on a movie before funny

Dakota911 · (#9 (**permalink**))

Sooo not funny...

Ukio · (#10 (**permalink**))

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dakota911

Sooo not funny...

lmao well be a meanie then tears