1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

Vote Imskel for sickest member on the den! That was too fun I will never play golf the same

i'll take that award thank you

lol you are quite welcome hun, I think you just truly need more hugz through the day lolz

i liked golf really i played sometimes but after this no thx :P

Now that was an even better joke than Imskel's lolz You must have the same bad thoughts I was left with after reading this lol.

heheh maybe i did and ukio one more thing i thief yesterday 1 frupee from u i just wanted to try it out sry

what do you mean you stole a rupee from me pls do explain???

the game in vbPlaza :thief u can steal rupees from other accounts and i wanted to try it out so i gave ur account i lost 10 rupees before i could steal 1 from u heheh

Well no matter the case Ed I hate thieves more than any thing on this earth and feel only death is a suitable enough punishment for em... Those are my beliefs and I don't care how small the object is because it only leads to larger objects down the line. I don't find it funny one bit!