Subject: Home Remedies that really work..trust me !!!

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic!

Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat

and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly

removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing

vegetables by getting someone else to hold them

while you chop away

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the

toilet seat by simply peeing in the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself

and bleed for a few minutes thus, reducing the

pressure in your veins.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm

clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going

back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of

laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a

hammer, then you will forget about the toothache.



Sometimes, We Just Need To Remember What

The Rules Of Life Really Are...



You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape, If it

doesn't move and should, use the WD-40; If it shouldn't move and does,

use the Duct Tape.



The five (5) most essential words for a healthy,

vital relationship are,"I apologize," and "You are right.



Remember; Everyone seems normal until

you get to know them!



If you woke breathing, Congratulations!

You get another chance.