A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jerves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late, and that he should just enjoy his evening.

As it turned out, however, the wife wasn't having a good time at the party, so she came home early, alone. Her husband had to stay there, as several of his important clients were there.

As the woman walked into her house, she saw Jerves sitting by himself in the dining room. She called for him to follow her, and led him into the master bedroom. She then closed and locked the door.

She looked at him and smiled. "Jerves," she said."Take off my dress." He did this carefully."Jerves," she continued." Take off my stockings and garter." He silently obeyed her. "Jerves," she then said. "Remove my bra and panties." As he did this, the tension continued to mount.

She looked at him and then said, "Jerves, if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're fired!"

Yeah so this guy stole an Xbox 360 at Wal-Mart on November 6th, and this is his story

http://gprime.net/video.php/stolenxbox360



THIS guy tried to be cool and show off his Xbox 360 the day he got it

http://www.youtube.com/?v=KOhCu3_vtho

lmao, that made my mourning easier :P

hahahah what an idiot.. i woulda only taken it out after i got home

Some old lady in Georgia got robbed for hers right after she walked out the store.