There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
-Unknown

If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0
-T-Shirt

I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly
-T-Shirt

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
-Unknown

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
-Unknown

Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code
- Unknown

Roses are #FF0000; Violets are #0000FF;
All my base; Are belong to you
- someone at slashdot

1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
- tee shirt

The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX.
- Unknown

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
- Unknown

In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
- unknown