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Da Boss!
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Rupees: 10,234,957.78
Bank: 145,361.76
Total Rupees: 10,380,319.54
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Brooklyn, NY
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2005 Blond Edition -
December 13th, 2005
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January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels....."duh"...bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6
months.....box said 2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into
those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a
slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned
later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped,
because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1
hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven"
button on the phone!!!
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2005 Blond Edition
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