A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.

"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.

He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.

"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."

The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.

"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.

"Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?"

"You left your wheelchair at the bar again."

Lol that's funny and harsh.

like:
A blind girl chorus sings: I'm always happy when i SEE the sun.

lmao.. that's funny stuff.

That's harsh.
Oh one more:

A boy with no arms asks mommy to give her a cookie,
Mom replies:
-U got ur arms get it urself.
-But Mommy , I don't have arms.
Mom after a moment:
-Well no arms , no cookie.

Omg, those are just cruel xD
But the drunk guy in the wheelchair is the best

LMAO now that is Funny

LOL nice one !