10 things to say if caught sleeping at work

Stats Scanner · (#1 (**permalink**))

The ten best things to say if caught sleeping at your desk

1. They told me at the blood bank this might happen
2. This is that 15-minute power nap they raved about in that time-management
course you sent me to.
3. Whew. Guess I left the top off the White-out. You probably got there just
in time!
4. I was not sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
envisioning a new paradigm.
5. I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.
6. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.
Are you discriminating towards people who practice Yoga?
7. Why do you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest
problem.
8. The coffee machine is broken.
9. Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.
10. and in Jesus name Amen.

Lust · (#2 (**permalink**))

That. Was. Great.

Rikou · (#3 (**permalink**))

Rotflmao!! think I would die if the coffee maker at work crapped out Lol :-) specially on nights

fishkatcher · (#4 (**permalink**))

lol gonna have to remember some of those

Roguebishop · (#5 (**permalink**))

amen brotha

Death · (#6 (**permalink**))

Denied, Sir. That Is All.