An elephant is walking through the jungle, and gets a big thorn stuck in his foot. He's crying and weeping, when a tiny ant walks up and asks him what is wrong. The elephant points out the thorn in his foot, and asks for help. The ant replies "I'll get that thorn out, but then you have to let me F*ck you in the ass." The elepant thinks, 'hell, it's an ant, how bad could it be?', and agrees to the ants outlandish proposition.

The ant goes to work on the thorn, finally wiggling it free of the elepants swollen appendage. He then proceeds to crawl up the elepants back leg, push his tail out of the way, and take his payment.

A monkey in the tree is watching the whole spectacle, and laughing his head off. He has never seen anything so funny as an ant f*cking an elephant in the ass. He is laughing so violently, he shakes a coconut out of the tree, which lands on the elephants head with a thud!

"OWWW!" the elephant exclaims, and the ant screams...

"TAKE IT ALL, BITCH!"