Baby Seal Jokes!

CWhiteblade · (#1 (**permalink**))

Let's face it. You like them. They involve violence (usually) and the complete mockery of small, defenseless furry critters. How can you go wrong!? I'll start it off:

So a baby seal walks into a bar. It strolls up to the bar, somehow, and sits down. The bartender looks at it a moment, confused, then shrugs and asks, "Well, alright...what'll it be?"

The seal looks up at him with it's soulful black eyes and says, "Anything but a Canadian club on the rocks."

Stats Scanner · (#2 (**permalink**))

hahahah, thats funny... here's a couple more:

A lady takes her car to the mechanic. The mechanic checks the the car and
tells the lady "It looks like you blew a seal" the lady answers back
wiping her mouth "No, that just a little mayonaise from lunch!"
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A baby harp seal was crawling around the rocky shores out in
the open. A greenpea$e person ran over to it and said, "Don't
you know there are evil men out here to kill you and take your
skin? Why are you out here in the open?"
The seal sez: "Beats me!"