The trick is...
This guy walks into a small town bar and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender delivers his drink and shouts out to the bar patrons "46!!" Everyone starts to laugh- Again he shouts out "39!!" Now the patrons are getting even louder in laughing. Lastly, he shouts "14!!" Now, people are wiping tears from their eyes from all the laughing. The visitor is curious, so he asks the bartender "What is going on?" The bartender says "This is a small town, with small impressionable children, and so we had decided to put numbers to our naughty jokes rather than tell them in full" The visitor is astounded "Let me try!!" he says- So he shouts "46!!" Nothing happens "39!!" Still nothing. "14!!" and yet still not a sound from the patrons. The visitor says to the bartender "I don't understand. I used exactly the same numbers you did and got a completely opposite response. The bartender replied, "Well, some folks can tell a joke, and some folks can't"



AT
A guy is sitting at the bar watching the game and enjoying his beer. Another guy strolls over and they begin to converse. After a while the second asks if he had ever played "beer football?" He said no, and asked how to play. "Well, if you chug a beer, you get 6 points, and if you bend over and fart, you get an extra point." So, the second guy starts off by chugging his beer and farting. The first man chugged his beer with ease, and when he bent over to fart, the second guy came up behind and exclaimed, "BLOCK THE KICK!"



Jesus
A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, "I'm Jesus Christ." The first priest says, "No, son, I'm Jesus Christ." So the drunk says it to the second priest. The second priest replies, "No, son, I'm Jesus Christ." The drunk says, "Look, I can prove it." and walks back into the bar with the priests. The bartender takes on look at the drunk and exclaims, "Jesus Christ, you're here again?"

They didn't even have a drink!
There's these 3 girls (blonde, brunette and redhead) who walk into a bar and then a cop comes in a realized they were all under age so they all bolted. They ran into an alley where there were 3 trash bags...then the police come and the officer kicks the first one (where the brunette was) and she says "meow" and the officer says "oh it's just a bunch of cats" then he kicks the next one where the red haired girl was hiding and she says "woof woof" and the officer says "it's only a bunch of dogs" then he kicks the last bag where the blonde is hiding and she says "potato's potato's."

Road kill necrophilia
A guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orders a Grape Nehi. Surprised, the bartender looks around and says, "You ain't from around here...where you from, boy?" The guy says, "I'm from Pennsylvania." The bartender asks, "Whatchu do up in Pennsylvania?" The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist." The bartender asks, "A taxidermist...what the hell is a taxidermist?" The guy says, "I mount dead animals." The bartender smiles and shouts to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one of us."

Secret of my success
One night, while tending bar, the bartender notices this hideous looking fella at the far end of the bar with several hot women around him. Finally, the bartender's curiosity gets the best of him, and he walks down to where the ugly man is. The bartender says, "Please don't get offended when I tell you this, but I couldn't help noticing you have several beautiful women hanging all over you, and, forgive me, but you are not exactly the most handsome person I've ever seen. In fact, you're quite ugly. Now, normally, I would think these ladies are attracted to you because of your money, but I can tell by the way you're dressed and the fact that they are buying YOU drinks, it's not the money. Tell me, sir, what is it about you that these women are so crazy about?" The man paused a moment, licked his eyebrows, and said, "I haven't the foggiest idea."

now those are sum funnt jokes

ok heres one me and a friend made (atleast, i dont think anyone has this before us?)

ok, 3 men walk into a bar, when i say 3 men, i mean 2, one of them is late...
so, i gotta start the joke again
ok, so 2 men and a woman walk into a bar, when i say 2 men and a woman, i mean 2 men and a man dressed as a woman, hey wait, a woman dressed as a man...
so, i gotta start the joke again
ok, so 2 men and a man dressed as a woman, oh wait no, a woman dressed as a man, walk into a bar. oh nevermind, the third man is back now...
so, i gotta start the joke again
ok, so 3 men walk into a bar, when i say 3 men, i mean 3 men and their friends, and when i say their friends, i mean their friends, and their friends' friends, screw it the whole of the uk walks into a bar, no wait, the whole of europe walks into a bar, no no wait... the whole of europe asia and africa walk into a bar... no wait wait wait... the whole world walks into a bar.

the 1st man says to the barkeep "ill pickup the tab"

what an idiot.

(lol, if you liked please tell me, my friend would probably be pleased to know)