Den Time | Actual Time
today | when its done
midnight | a few minutes after midnight
tommorow | next week
after this week | next month
2003 | 2004
2006 | Christmas of 2007
Christmas of 2007 | Coincident with the Rapture
When it's done | A month or two after just to be sure
Coming soon | When Duke Nukem Forever goes gold
Early next year | Late Summer of said year
Late Summer 2008 | November 2008