What do you get when you put an Undead guy in a bath?
Soup. =P

An orc, a barbarian and a blood thirsty savage entered a bar.... and that's just the first person!

Why didn't the undead cross the road with the chicken?
...he didn't have the guts. Harrrrrr!
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What's the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
A pimple at least waits until you're level 4 before coming on your face

What do you call a Tauren with no legs at all?
Ground beef

Two Tauren are standing in a padaock. One Tauren says "moo." The other snaps, "Bastard! I was gonna say that!"

A Dwarf, a Human and a Gnome are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Gnome comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."

So the Dwarf says, "I love liver and cheese." The female replies, "That's not good enough."
The Human says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."
Finally, the Male Gnome says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."