hehe here i got another, its semi-unclean so cover ur ears lil ppl =_=

This woman was pregnant and one day she was walking home at night and got shot in the stomach, she got an ambulance to the hospital and the doctor said you'll be fine go home and sleep, so she goes home, falls asleep and sleeps the entire 9 months. She has a baby and its a girl, 15 yrs later she comes running down the stairs, "MOM MOM!, i pissed out a bullet!." So she says omg i got a freak kid i need another one. So she gets pregnant again, and falls asleep for the entire 9 months again. She has the baby and its another girl. When she's 15 she comes running down the stairs yelling, MOM MOM!, i pissed out a bullet!." The woman says omg i got another freak kid i need a new one. So she gets pregnant again and this time has a boy, 15 yrs later he comes running down the stairs..."MOM MOM!", "Lemme guess you pissed out a bullet?", "No, I was jacking off and i shot the dog!!!"