I love giving Gold to Beggers, so long as they follow whatever command that pops in to my head, which more often than not, requires them to dance... with FEELING for me, for about 10 minutes. Then I hand over about 2-10k

But you know, why do they always have to do that stupid "GOLD PLZZzZZzZ!!!21! THNX!!!1!" bullshit?

Why can't they be more respectable in their request and do a whole "Hello kind sir, could you bother to lend me some gold? Just to get me started and send me on my way"

But no, we get the spamming dip-shits who get pissy with you when you ignore them for 1 minute.
Then, when you tell them 'No', you may has well have just slapped their mother and boned their sister.

They start ranting about how much of an asshole you are in /world chat!

*Suddenly wants to kill cute and innocent looking things*