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[Homer pushes a shopping cart while reading Marge's shopping list.]
Homer Simpson: Olive oil? Asparagus? If your mother wasn't so fancy, we could shop at the gas station like normal people.
Bart: I need this candy for school. Candy class.
Homer Simpson: Well, OK, but get five bags in case we eat four on the way home.
Lisa: My teacher said I need cupcakes. Cupcakes to learn.
Homer Simpson: In the cart.
Bart: I'm out of wine.
Homer Simpson: Cart.
Lisa: We need these because we have to ...
[Lisa and Bart each throw two handfuls of various snacks in the cart.]
[Homer hold up a 6-pack of Duff.]
Homer Simpson: My doctor says and my garage mechanic agrees that ...
Bart: In the cart.
Homer Simpson: Woo-hoo! You know, I always felt sorry for Marge having to do the shopping. But this is kind of fun!
[Homer knocks a whole shelf of food into the cart.]
Bart: Yeah, I wish Maggie had to go to the emergency room more often.
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Ah hahahaha, I just read over them again. This one ^ was by far the funniest for me lol.