And a few more:

- Never argue with the bouncer, you're drunk and he's not.
- Never pick a fight with a bouncer, you're still drunk and he's still sober. He will in most cases kick your ass.
- When at the bar, have the order and your money ready. The bartender will ignore you if you waste his/her time.
- When ordering a drink, the alcohol should always come first.
Rum and coke, jack and coke, Bacardi and whatever you fancy with it.
- Do not yell at the bartender or the waiter if you are in line. They will then in most cases ignore you. Instead, smile and make eye contact. Even better, hold the money so they can see it, it shows you are ready to place an order and not waste their time.
- Treat the people working with respect, you'll see that we treat you better