Joke my friend told me

"Once upon a time there was a man sunbathing in the nude on the beach.
He was reading the newspaper while tanning.

Suddenly a little girl came up to him and he quickly covered his privates with the news paper. The little girl asked hey Mr. wats under the news paper? The man replied that it was just a bird. So the girl walked away

A few mintues passed and the man fell asleep on the beach.

When he woke up he found himself in a hospital being carried into the emergency room.

There was a detective next to him that asked him. Hey, what happened to you? He said that all he remembers that a little girl asked him about his privates and told her it was a bird.

So the detective went to the beach and looked for the little girl until he found her.

He asked her little girl what did you do to that poor man?

She said after he feel asleep i decided to play with his bird until it spat on me, so i broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set his nest on fire.